IF you see ASHTON KUTCHER buying a dodgy fancy dress mask or some Joop! it will be a sign he is settling into his new neighbourhood.
The Hollywood star and his stunning missus MILA KUNIS are moving into a luxury flat in north London while she shoots her latest movie, Jupiter Ascending.
But what they didnât realise when they signed the contract on the gaff is that their living room is opposite a very popular dogging spot.
For anyone who hasnât watched the recent disturbingly brilliant Dogging Tales documentary on Channel 4, they should see some interesting characters in weird masks when they nip out for a pint of milk.
A source said: âMila has come over to London ahead of Ashton to start shooting.
âAshton has a bit of time between projects so has decided to relocate to London and house-sit while Mila is at work. They originally planned to move more central to Marylebone but she fell in love with Hampstead when she had a day off there with some friends.
âThe apartment they have is opposite a notorious car park on the heath which is well documented on the internet as a site for voyeurs seeking thrills with strangers.â
If Corrie and EastEnders isnât up to much, all they will have to do is open the curtains and grab the binoculars.
Ashton will be relieved he wonât be Home Alone again and will be out of a hotel.
He has been staying in Covent Garden, in the same place as Milaâs ex of eight years, MACAULAY CULKIN.
Ashton is still technically married to DEMI MOORE but has been with the Black Swan star for more than a year now.
RUSSELL BRAND used to have a house near Milaâs new place. He has been linked to Demi after striking up a relationship at yoga.
They should all just give Terry from Dogging Tales a call, jump in the back of a Volvo estate and head across to the car park.
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